1. You can never look at stopwatches or tape measures in the same way again. Doing so can cause graphic mental images or uncontrollable giggling. Or both.
(In a sort of related topic, I can't listen to the Sugababes song "Push the Button" again. Ever. Let's just say I stumbled across a stopwatch fan video the other day, and haven't been the same since...)

2. If someone doesn't watch Torchwood, you corner them, shine a torch in their eyes and demand to know why, or simply lose the will to live and refuse to talk to them again.

3. You get excited every time you see a big black car with tinted windows. (I'd be more specific but I'm not a car person and so have no idea what type of car the TW SUV is...Even though I've been told by various people more times than I care to remember)

4. You barely ever do something on the Internet that isn't Torchwood related. Like reading fanfiction. Or finding wallpapers. Or writing posts more than 100 words long on forums.

5. If you miss a part of Torchwood, you turn into a crazy animal. (I've had first hand experience of this...There I was, innocently watching 'Adam' when the screen went blank...And chaos ensued.)

Also, while I'm here, I'd just like to say that Jack n Ianto have got to be the best couple on TV atm.
Forget Gwen. She's annoying. And she's got dodgy eyes.
Has anyone else noticed? They're really wide, permanently. At totally random moments.
Plus I kind of like Rhys now. I mean, I thought he was a bit...bleh...but after 'Meat' (aka the Whalien Ep.) I realised that he's not that bad.
Right. Me'm off. Fanart awaits.